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What does Chris Speed think?

By Sophie Laddle

We won him back from 'emigrating' to Dubai but will he win us over with his answers?

Age: 28
Nickname: Speedy
Position: Centre
Best known for: Rear of the year 5 times running
Wirral Debut: Rochdale away

Best skill: Kills me to say it Craig “The Blob” Harvey
Best trainer: Liam Keane
Worst Trainer: Me
Biggest liability: The mooseman Joe Murray
Best Drinker: Madeline/Corny
Worst drinker: Mark “Bagpuss” Williams
Best Banter: Joe “On the gear” Murray
Worst Banter: Dolo “Im faster than you”
Club badboy: Daniel Harvey
Club fitty: Without a doubt Ryan Stead
Worst haircut: Tough choice
Most Clever: Jack Yarker
Least clever: Ross “Piglet” Page
Biggest poser: Tom “Long bewbs” Parry
Dresses the best: Jimmy as he knows what he’s wearing 6 weeks before the event
Dresses the worst: Mark “Tub of lard” Gidman
Best dancer: Noodle head Dolo
Worst dancer: Sam long shanks Broadbent
Best on the pull: Jack Yarker
Worst on the pull: .........?
Best singer: Maddie/Corny careless whisper
Best Wirral moment: Being promoted
Worst Wirral moment: Meeting Rob Pearl
Wirral Hero: Brendan Bailey

Updated 14:37 - 13 Jan 2019 by Andrew Broadbent

Where next?

Come and join us on the 2nd February! The day is filled with rugby and topped off with a band and drinks in the marquee


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