Age: 24 (Hairline says otherwise)
Nickname: Sparky
Position: Wing/Fullback
Best known for: Falling asleep in any position possible
Wirral Debut: Lymm at home 15/16 season

Best skills: Billy
Best trainer: Liam Keane
Worst Trainer: Bus
Biggest liability: Grats
Best Drinker: Dollo
Worst drinker: Burrows
Best Banter: Muzza
Worst Banter: Mike Warren
Club badboy: Brooksy
Club fitty: Ryan Stead
Worst haircut: Chris ‘belly’ Speed
Most Clever: Lewi
Least clever: Belly
Biggest poser: Tom Parry
Dresses the best: Sam Broadbent
Dresses the worst: Pearly
Best dancer: Dollo
Worst dancer: Harvey brothers combined
Best on the pull: No one we’re all pretty hopeless
Worst on the pull: Me
Best singer: Jimmy
Best Wirral moment: Play off final against Hinckley
Worst Wirral moment: Losing to Park away last year
Wirral Hero: Chris Malkin and Rich Mcneil