Age: 30
Nickname: Gaunty amongst others I cant repeat
Position: Hybrid
Best known for: Absolutely nothing
Wirral Debut: I’ve had two...Kirkby Lonsdale away 2010

Best skills: Billy
Best trainer: Liam Keane
Worst Trainer: Speedy
Biggest liability: See above
Best Drinker: Dolo
Worst drinker: Gratto
Best Banter: Muzza
Worst Banter: 100% me
Club badboy: Brooksy
Club fitty: Speedy
Worst haircut: Craig or Corny
Most Clever: Sausage bewbs pazza
Least clever: Gratto
Biggest poser: Too many to choose
Dresses the best: Stead Ryan
Dresses the worst: Pearly
Best dancer: Dolo
Worst dancer: Lewi
Best on the pull: Muzz or Speedy
Worst on the pull: Sparky
Best singer: Billy
Best Wirral moment: Promotion winning 9
Worst Wirral moment: Leaving to go to park #1871
Wirral Hero: Richie Mcneil for the great match reports